Who is a Trumplican?
We know that Donald Trump is our Savior because he told us so and if you can’t believe your Savior, who can you trust—no one. If only he can “Make America Great Again” then we would not be terrified of the changes occurring. Threatening people is our “Free Speech” right. The January 6th demonstration was democracy in action.
Donald Trump is the only one who can save us, because he knows how to play the “System.” “You’ve got to use debt to your advantage and play hardball all the time. Be confident when you speak, so people will believe you. Always sell yourself first, before you try to sell anything else.”
Centuries ago the Jews worshiped the Golden Calf. Later, Jesus taught us not to do that, so now we worship at Donald Trump’s Golden Toilet, his favorite commode.
Who are Republicans?
We want a democracy, a strong national defense and freedom for all peoples to pursue their personal goals. We like lower taxes for businesses so more people are employed. Some have become Trumplicans because they developed the DTs. The January 6th riot was not an acceptable form of protest.
We support anti-communist groups, because communism oppresses individuals and always results in a dictatorship. Just look at Kim Jong-un in North Korea, Xi Jinping in Red China and Vladimir Putin in Russia. We never did understand why Donald Trump likes Putin.
Who are Democrats?
We want more services for poorer citizens paid for by taxing large, wealthy businesses. We work for cheaper health care and drugs. Everyone should have a fair opportunity for a decent education and jobs. We need many more prosecutions of straw buyers of guns brought into our cities that supply gang members.
The January 6th insurrection was an organized attack on our democracy by the Trumplican zombies. We must ensure that elections are accurate and protected from intimidation.
